Tingle In The Netherlands is an electro-pop collaboration between Helên Thomas and electronic musician Owen J. We have been creating music together since 2009. Our sound has been described as being reminiscent of Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Chris and Cosey, Severed Heads, Soft Cell, Human League and Vince Clarke. tingleinthenetherlands.bandcamp.com
Sunday, 1 March 2020
Wednesday, 26 February 2020
February Fabulousness - Buffet #137
Well, it's happened, and we're as shocked as anyone. Gwyneth Paltrow's Cunt has been played on local community radio in Leeds. Fearless northern women rule! (No offence lads). HTxxFebruary
Thursday, 6 February 2020
When Big Joan Sets Up on BCB Radio via Mixcloud. Thanks Phil!
Gwyneth Paltrow's Cunt isn't a hill that any local community radio DJ
should be expected to die on. So, we'd like to say a big 'thank you' to
Phil Cope for finding a way to mention the unmentionable without getting
himself in the soup, and for playing Starship Cleaner by way of
consolation. Here's the latest #mixcloud
of Phil's show, 'When Big Joan Sets Up' - always an eclectic mix very
much in the spirit of John Peel - well worth a listen even when we're
not on!
Thursday, 30 January 2020
We're Back!
Our new smash hit single...
LYRICS
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
Is it the docks?
That's twenty miles away.
Is it dog shit?
Check your boots.
Is it the drains?
It's worse than that.
Is it cat food?
Cat wouldn't eat that!
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
Open the window!
It's worse outside!
Are they muck spreading?
Has something died?
Bin lorry funk!
Road kill skunk!
Body in the trunk!
Chris Martin's spunk!
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
F.B.I. body farm!
Bin full of Bodyform!
Pus filled ulcer!
Rotten egg sulphur!
Old bin juice!
Hospital sluice!
A bowel that's loose!
Carcass of a moose!
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
Lucifer's breath!
Atrophy and death!
Fish broth enema!
Flyblown ephemera!
Fatberg soup!
Festering gloop!
Sweaty old hoop!
Worse than Joop!
I hear it's like a crystal filled slurry pit.
Get me a peg.
She's rinsing her fans.
And her fanny.
Apparently, she got mugged and threw her mooncup at the attacker.
Really?
Life changing injuries.
Porton Down want a sample.
I lit one of her candles - killed my budgie.
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
credits
released January 29, 2020
Owen J: music, words
Helên Thomas: words
Available to buy on Bandcamp.
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