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LYRICS

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

Is it the docks?

That's twenty miles away.

Is it dog shit?

Check your boots.

Is it the drains?

It's worse than that.

Is it cat food?

Cat wouldn't eat that!

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

Open the window!

It's worse outside!

Are they muck spreading?

Has something died?

Bin lorry funk!

Road kill skunk!

Body in the trunk!

Chris Martin's spunk!

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

F.B.I. body farm!

Bin full of Bodyform!

Pus filled ulcer!

Rotten egg sulphur!

Old bin juice!

Hospital sluice!

A bowel that's loose!

Carcass of a moose!

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

Lucifer's breath!

Atrophy and death!

Fish broth enema!

Flyblown ephemera!

Fatberg soup!

Festering gloop!

Sweaty old hoop!

Worse than Joop!

I hear it's like a crystal filled slurry pit.

Get me a peg.

She's rinsing her fans.

And her fanny.

Apparently, she got mugged and threw her mooncup at the attacker.

Really?

Life changing injuries.

Porton Down want a sample.

I lit one of her candles - killed my budgie.

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

credits

released January 29, 2020

Owen J: music, words

Helên Thomas: words

Available to buy on Bandcamp. 

That's All Folks!

We have decided to put any plans for future T!TN releases on ice indefinitely.

Our music will still be available to  buy from Bandcamp, i-Tunes and Nerve Echo. We will be donating all proceeds from sales from now up until 25th December 2013 to Ralph's Crowdfunder Appeal.

We would like to thank everyone who has bought our music and / or supported us via their blogs, podcasts and music shows in the past. Your help and encouragement has been greatly appreciated.

Thanks and best wishes,

Owen and  Helên

THE MONTY SHOW - 173 - JUNTA-Mix II - 26th Nov 2013 UNCUT

THE MONTY SHOW - 173 - JUNTA-Mix II - 26th Nov 2013 UNCUT by Pearldiver1 on Mixcloud

Monty has been very good to us in recent weeks, so we're dead chuffed to be included in the second Junta mix, which is absolutely top. You may recall the first Junta mix , which included our track 'She's No Lady' and was proper toe tapping, and very much enjoyed by us here at Tingle Towers. This second mix doesn't disappoint either. Just check out the playlist and if you're a fan of electronica, you'll see that you're in for a real treat. We'd recommend you check out the archives on Monty's mix cloud too as previous shows are well worth a listen, meanwhile here's the blurge re. this show from Monty himself.

 

 In case you missed it on 94.4FM Salford City Radio, here's TUES 26th Nov edition of THE MONTY SHOW, this week,my alter-ego THE JUNTA spins some old and new electronica dance, featuring THE JUNTA (!), FAITHLESS, PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING, FOXES, DISCLOSURE and many many more!!!

Ralph's Life Charity Music CD

Regular readers (hiya Jon!) may recall previous mentions of a naughty little scamp called Ralph, the Jack Russell terrier who writes a regular music blog featuring indie and unsigned bands such as us.

Well, despite being small, Ralph's ambitions are big, and just recently he decided that he wanted to do something to help The Fineline Project a creative arts initiative that supports fundraising and awareness for mental health charities, with a particular focus on utilising the talents of artists, musicians and creative folk. Read more here.

So, given that Ralph is a music blogger who curates a weekly show for RadioKC (Sundays from 5pm GMT) he decided that he wanted to produce a double CD featuring 40 tracks donated by some of the bands featured on his blog, and guess what? We're one of them!

         

The plan now is to raise funds to produce and distribute the CD. You can pledge as little as £1, but if you visit the crowdfunder page, you will see that £12 bags you a CD, a pin badge AND a digital photo of cutie Ralph. Pledge £50 or £70 and Ralph will lavish you with even more goodies including a meal for two at The Dogs Restaurant in Edinburgh or the Jonny Marsh Restaurant in Manchester respectively. But be quick as it's first come first served on these one pledge only offers. Visit the crowdfunder page for full details.

We're also offering downloads of our album at a 25% discount using the discount code 'ralph' when you buy from our Bandcamp Page. That means that you can get all ten tracks for £3 and we'll donate the profit (£2.40) to Ralph's fund. OR if you already have our album, why not donate direct?
The discount code is valid until Christmas Day 2013 so tell yer friends!

For details of the artists involved in this project, see Ralph's blog for the full tracklist which includes a track donated by none other than Tom Robinson.

You can also hear the tracks featured via the Fineline Project's soundcloud page.

The proceeds from the project will ultimately be donated to Rethink Mental Illness a charity that raises awareness and supports people with mental health issues as well as campaigning on their behalf. Find out more here. Given the trying times that we live in and the erosion of support from government agencies, we think that the work Rethink does to help people is well worthy of our support.

"..something that can only be described as the sound of Crystal Castles caressing Boards of Canada while– obviously– trapped inside an old Atari console"

A review of our EP 'Mirror Writing' can be found on the Dukla Prague Away Kit blog. We think they liked it...we can be a bit Marmitey though... either way, 'flick trippiness' sits well with us. Go and read the full review yourselves, and let us know what you think.