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Thursday 30 January 2020

We're Back!

Our new smash hit single...



LYRICS

What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

Is it the docks?
That's twenty miles away.
Is it dog shit?
Check your boots.
Is it the drains?
It's worse than that.
Is it cat food?
Cat wouldn't eat that!

What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

Open the window!
It's worse outside!
Are they muck spreading?
Has something died?
Bin lorry funk!
Road kill skunk!
Body in the trunk!
Chris Martin's spunk!

What's that smell?
What's that smell?

F.B.I. body farm!
Bin full of Bodyform!
Pus filled ulcer!
Rotten egg sulphur!
Old bin juice!
Hospital sluice!
A bowel that's loose!
Carcass of a moose!

What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

Lucifer's breath!
Atrophy and death!
Fish broth enema!
Flyblown ephemera!
Fatberg soup!
Festering gloop!
Sweaty old hoop!
Worse than Joop!

I hear it's like a crystal filled slurry pit.
Get me a peg.
She's rinsing her fans.
And her fanny.
Apparently, she got mugged and threw her mooncup at the attacker.
Really?
Life changing injuries.
Porton Down want a sample.
I lit one of her candles - killed my budgie.

What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?

It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's cunt!

credits

released January 29, 2020
Owen J: music, words
Helên Thomas: words

Available to buy on Bandcamp.